X Men Origins - Wolverine
So I took myself off to see X Men Origins - Wolverine. O.M.F.G. Rather than speak of the multitude of wrong in it, I thought I'd post some hastily gathered junk from the interwebz instead. I think I laughed about the same amount searching for this stuff as I did during Hugh Jackman's piece of shit film, but this time it was from genuine amusement instead of horrified disbelief/hysteria.
First up, some yaoi. Oh yeah, get right up in there Wolvy, Nightcrawler can SO take it, I mean, I'm not the only one who thinks Ultimate Colossus fucked the shit out of him am I?
Blow Wolverine™.
Yeah man, I can't like, move or anything when I've done this, cause then I'll have a cocaine nostril, but it's like hardcore.
I do, however, very much approve of this casting. He was utterly wonderful in the elevator even though his sword spinning immediately following was a little effeminate.
Finally, a quote from my friend with whom I viewed the monstrosity;
"ugh....
/spit."
First up, some yaoi. Oh yeah, get right up in there Wolvy, Nightcrawler can SO take it, I mean, I'm not the only one who thinks Ultimate Colossus fucked the shit out of him am I?
Blow Wolverine™.
Yeah man, I can't like, move or anything when I've done this, cause then I'll have a cocaine nostril, but it's like hardcore.
I do, however, very much approve of this casting. He was utterly wonderful in the elevator even though his sword spinning immediately following was a little effeminate.
Finally, a quote from my friend with whom I viewed the monstrosity;
"ugh....
/spit."
Rhythmatism
Budget Centsability