http://www.slurredwords.net/ Slurred Words en Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:01:00 GMT Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:01:00 GMT info@slurredwords.net info@slurredwords.net http://www.slurredwords.net/images/adrianbanner.jpg http://www.slurredwords.net/ http://www.slurredwords.net/drive-through-wedding/ So here's a cracker. A bunch of motor heads in Sweden in conjunction with the Church of Sweden are offering a drive through wedding. So you'd think maybe who would... http://www.slurredwords.net/drive-through-wedding/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/drive-through-wedding/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:01:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/intelligent-design-the-gameshow/ I love it how science and religion merged together a few years ago to try and push the concept of creationism back into schools with that wonderfully Fred Nile endorsed... http://www.slurredwords.net/intelligent-design-the-gameshow/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/intelligent-design-the-gameshow/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:50:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/wheres-the-love/ Seems today that nobody has a heart anymore. Or more specifically...no company seems to care about the welfare of their customers. What's really pissed me off today is that some... http://www.slurredwords.net/wheres-the-love/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/wheres-the-love/ Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:55:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/public-transport-should-be-free/ Now as far as I am aware, I pay for public transport in my taxes. Explain to me please then why I have to pay to use this service for... http://www.slurredwords.net/public-transport-should-be-free/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/public-transport-should-be-free/ Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:58:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/my-flatmate-is-a-dickhead/ Yeah I know we've all heard a few stories about the flatmate from hell and most of us have probably experienced some form of co-habitation rage but I've got to... http://www.slurredwords.net/my-flatmate-is-a-dickhead/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/my-flatmate-is-a-dickhead/ Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:46:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/people-living-in-cities-who-complain-about-the-noise-should-be-tranquillized/ Seriously. State funded sedation is what I'm talking about here. Actually, it shouldn't be state funded at all. The dumb fucks should pay for it themselves. And ok... maybe we... http://www.slurredwords.net/people-living-in-cities-who-complain-about-the-noise-should-be-tranquillized/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/people-living-in-cities-who-complain-about-the-noise-should-be-tranquillized/ Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:49:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/maverixismknowledge-helps/ Welcome http://www.slurredwords.net/maverixismknowledge-helps/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/maverixismknowledge-helps/ Tue, 13 May 2008 08:13:22 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/classy-dude/ At some point on Saturday night, I dropped my phone into a urinal and then proceeded to try and piss it down the drain. Guys, you know when you've been... http://www.slurredwords.net/classy-dude/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/classy-dude/ Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:31:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/ooga-booga/ When I go out drinking, I inevitably end up with a whole bunch of phone numbers in my phone, and no recollection of who these people actually are. Sometimes when... http://www.slurredwords.net/ooga-booga/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/ooga-booga/ Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:14:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/the-redneck-bar/ OK, so across the road from work there's this pub called The Queenslander. It's not just any pub, it's a fucking experience. It's the kind of place where people threaten... http://www.slurredwords.net/the-redneck-bar/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/the-redneck-bar/ Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:34:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/retards-and-rollerskates/ I know I said I'd post the rest of my Sydney story today, but I'm running a little behind. Bear with me. Instead, here's the story of last Saturday night... http://www.slurredwords.net/retards-and-rollerskates/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/retards-and-rollerskates/ Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:33:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/will-screw-for-beer-part-one/ This is the story of the time I tattooed the phrase "Will Screw For Beer" on my arm and went to Sydney. I suppose I should start from the beginning... http://www.slurredwords.net/will-screw-for-beer-part-one/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/will-screw-for-beer-part-one/ Fri, 23 Mar 2007 13:39:00 GMT http://www.slurredwords.net/new-writers-tale/ My name's Brendan and I'm awesome. I like drinking beer and offending people. Adrian has been kind enough to allow me to take over this blog for a while and... http://www.slurredwords.net/new-writers-tale/#comments http://www.slurredwords.net/new-writers-tale/ Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:19:00 GMT