Justin Bieber: King of Suck?
A Satirical Look at the Current King of Suck
What happens when a boy with a guitar finds a video camera and the password to his dad's computer. Justin Bieber! That's what! Since voices and sounds were recorded, some brilliant mind was there to exploit that voice. Bell did it with the telephone, and now everyone has a phone in their pocket. Since the inception of pop music so long ago, producers and investors have jumped at the chance to milk a phenomenon for all it's worth and then drop it in the gutter and let it rot away.
I present for your example Danny Bonaduce, Shawn Cassidy, David Cassidy, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and the great Prince Of Pop Has-Beens Leif Garrett (I leave out the Osmonds because they are still trying). They were all famous. They all had their fifteen minutes of fame, and they all petered out or did something so uniquely stupid that they were never given another chance of being more than a "C" list has-been. Sure David Cassidy tried to fight back to have some sort of career, but alas once you have graced the cover of Tiger Beat Magazine, you career is definitely on a kitchen timer.
What happens when a boy with a guitar finds a video camera and the password to his dad's computer. Justin Bieber! That's what! Since voices and sounds were recorded, some brilliant mind was there to exploit that voice. Bell did it with the telephone, and now everyone has a phone in their pocket. Since the inception of pop music so long ago, producers and investors have jumped at the chance to milk a phenomenon for all it's worth and then drop it in the gutter and let it rot away.
I present for your example Danny Bonaduce, Shawn Cassidy, David Cassidy, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and the great Prince Of Pop Has-Beens Leif Garrett (I leave out the Osmonds because they are still trying). They were all famous. They all had their fifteen minutes of fame, and they all petered out or did something so uniquely stupid that they were never given another chance of being more than a "C" list has-been. Sure David Cassidy tried to fight back to have some sort of career, but alas once you have graced the cover of Tiger Beat Magazine, you career is definitely on a kitchen timer.






















