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Slurred Words On Motorsports - by RC Shivers

 
I Eat, Sleep and Breathe NASCAR!! I have raced in several divisions on the local level and been a crew member for a NASCAR Modified Tour competitor. My involvement in the sport dates back to the beginning of NASCAR's modern era. I give you an experienced inside look at the sport including news directly from Charlotte, the heart of NASCAR competition.

So grab a cold drink, set up your chair, turn on the tube, put on your scanner head phones and get ready for SLURRED WORDS ON MOTORSPORTS.

SLURRED WORDS ON MOTORSPORTS IS ALL YOUR NASCAR NEWS IN ONE PLACE!!!!!

“I do...and I'll have a side of fries with that.”

So here's a cracker. A bunch of motor heads in Sweden in conjunction with the Church of Sweden are offering a drive through wedding. So you'd think maybe who would be interested in this? Funnily enough they've apparently got at least 36 couples lined up to tie the knot, drive through style, in seven minutes.

This is just hilarious but instead of something like this drive through wedding business being an isolated case, I fully expect to see similar services crop up all over the world...no doubt mostly in Las Vegas.

“I do...and I'll have a side of fries with that.”

But why stop there? We need more drive through services. I'm thinking the Church could start cashing in on a drive through baptism, christening, first holy communion and a host of other Church services could all be offered drive through.


And it's not just the Church who could benefit from a drive through service. How about drive through cosmetic surgery and liposuction? You could just sit there eating crap food while they suck out your fat and trim back your thighs.

Or maybe even a drive through eye exam, or a drive through dental checkup? Yeah! And for all those who hate Christmas gatherings, what about a drive through Christmas dinner? You know I could see this taking off.

I wonder how long it will take them to create the drive through divorce service?

Drive through wedding

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1. December 20th 2008 @ 00:53. Anonymous Says:
What happened to the old Slurred Words with entertaining stories that weren't about drive-thru weddings?

This shit is ordinary.

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