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I have written 2 books, which ironically are completely different in every way, shape and form. Those who know me are probably not surprised by this at all, considering how diverse my interests are. Here’s a good example for ya…..I am a Nascar loving, NY native who is addicted to the beaches of South Carolina, the crooning of Tony Bennett, the sound of a tricked out Harley, my little dog Mook, the tiny Caribbean Island of Jost VanDyke, Scooby Doo Cartoons and the bad-ass attitude of Lynyrd Skynyrd….. Point being…. when you read one of my stories, you never know exactly what you will get!

Slurred Words - June 2009

Terminator Salvation

I am very gullible. My mother once told me that grey pigeons were grey because they were all boys and that the brown ones were girls and I had nightmares about the browns being victimized and gang raped by the greys for a LONG time afterward.

But here, in Terminator 4, I was not surprised at all. Ever. Actually, no. I was surprised at some of the more ridiculous things, like wifey blindy from The Village always being impeccably clean and somehow being able to *SPOILER* perform a heart transplant in a tent, and the fact that by smashing a computer screen, the gorgeously Aussie Sam Worthington managed to take down big momma Helena Bonham Carter, but generally, I was pretty bored plot wise



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The Incredible Hulk

The Incredible Hulk

I was kind of a fan of the first Hulk, the Ang Lee directed one that tried to move away from the blockbuster comic book mold and craft a new kind of hero movie. I respect it in a way I could never respect a blockbuster like ‘The Incredible Hulk’. But I am a child of pop culture and I loved the later Hulk a lot more than Ang Lee’s. Shit poster notwithstanding


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Wall-E

Amazing.

I had my doubts about this, as I thought the robot 'voices' would grate after a while, but they humanized them just enough that they didn't. I do have two gripes with it


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X Men Origins - Wolverine

So I took myself off to see X Men Origins - Wolverine. O.M.F.G. Rather than speak of the multitude of wrong in it, I thought I'd post some hastily gathered junk from the interwebz instead. I think I laughed about the same amount searching for this stuff as I did during Hugh Jackman's piece of shit film, but this time it was from genuine amusement instead of horrified disbelief/hysteria.

First up, some yaoi. Oh yeah, get right up in there Wolvy, Nightcrawler can SO take it, I mean, I'm not the only one who thinks Ultimate Colossus fucked the shit out of him am I


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