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Slurred Words On Motorsports - by RC Shivers

 
I Eat, Sleep and Breathe NASCAR!! I have raced in several divisions on the local level and been a crew member for a NASCAR Modified Tour competitor. My involvement in the sport dates back to the beginning of NASCAR's modern era. I give you an experienced inside look at the sport including news directly from Charlotte, the heart of NASCAR competition.

So grab a cold drink, set up your chair, turn on the tube, put on your scanner head phones and get ready for SLURRED WORDS ON MOTORSPORTS.

SLURRED WORDS ON MOTORSPORTS IS ALL YOUR NASCAR NEWS IN ONE PLACE!!!!!

Terminator Salvation

I am very gullible. My mother once told me that grey pigeons were grey because they were all boys and that the brown ones were girls and I had nightmares about the browns being victimized and gang raped by the greys for a LONG time afterward.

But here, in Terminator 4, I was not surprised at all. Ever. Actually, no. I was surprised at some of the more ridiculous things, like wifey blindy from The Village always being impeccably clean and somehow being able to *SPOILER* perform a heart transplant in a tent, and the fact that by smashing a computer screen, the gorgeously Aussie Sam Worthington managed to take down big momma Helena Bonham Carter, but generally, I was pretty bored plot wise



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The Incredible Hulk

The Incredible Hulk

I was kind of a fan of the first Hulk, the Ang Lee directed one that tried to move away from the blockbuster comic book mold and craft a new kind of hero movie. I respect it in a way I could never respect a blockbuster like ‘The Incredible Hulk’. But I am a child of pop culture and I loved the later Hulk a lot more than Ang Lee’s. Shit poster notwithstanding


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Wall-E

Amazing.

I had my doubts about this, as I thought the robot 'voices' would grate after a while, but they humanized them just enough that they didn't. I do have two gripes with it


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X Men Origins - Wolverine

So I took myself off to see X Men Origins - Wolverine. O.M.F.G. Rather than speak of the multitude of wrong in it, I thought I'd post some hastily gathered junk from the interwebz instead. I think I laughed about the same amount searching for this stuff as I did during Hugh Jackman's piece of shit film, but this time it was from genuine amusement instead of horrified disbelief/hysteria.

First up, some yaoi. Oh yeah, get right up in there Wolvy, Nightcrawler can SO take it, I mean, I'm not the only one who thinks Ultimate Colossus fucked the shit out of him am I


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