June 2008 - Slurred Words

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Slurred Words - June 2008

“I do...and I'll have a side of fries with that.”

So here's a cracker. A bunch of motor heads in Sweden in conjunction with the Church of Sweden are offering a drive through wedding. So you'd think maybe who would be interested in this? Funnily enough they've apparently got at least 36 couples lined up to tie the knot, drive through style, in seven minutes.

This is just hilarious but instead of something like this drive through wedding business being an isolated case, I fully expect to see similar services crop up all over the world...no doubt mostly in Las Vegas

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June 27th 2008 @ 03:01

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Intelligent Design - The Gameshow!

MATURE CONTENT

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June 27th 2008 @ 01:50

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Where's the love?

Seems today that nobody has a heart anymore. Or more specifically…no company seems to care about the welfare of their customers.

What’s really pissed me off today is that some friends of mine received a letter of termination for their rental agreement. They’ve been in this house for 6 months and according to them, they've been well ahead with their rent for 5 of those months. This, it would seem, counts for absolutely nothing in the age of computerized account managers

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June 17th 2008 @ 23:55

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Public transport should be free

Now as far as I am aware, I pay for public transport in my taxes. Explain to me please then why I have to pay to use this service for wich I've already apparently paid?

Most responses lean towards the idea of a user pays system. The idea being that if you don't use public transport then you don't have to pay for any more than the amount put aside in tax and instead your revenue goes towards exciting and personal things like cars and roads which continue to wreak havoc on our communities, wildlife and environment.
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June 3rd 2008 @ 04:58

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My flatmate is a dickhead

Yeah I know we've all heard a few stories about the flatmate from hell and most of us have probably experienced some form of co-habitation rage but I've got to tell you how much of a dickhead my flatmate is.

I'm serious. This guy is fucked.
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June 3rd 2008 @ 04:46

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People living in cities who complain about the noise should be tranquillized

Seriously. State funded sedation is what I'm talking about here. Actually, it shouldn't be state funded at all. The dumb fucks should pay for it themselves.

And ok... maybe we should offer them a chance to relocate first. And then if they continue to be difficult then we can just shaft them with the tranquillizers.
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June 2nd 2008 @ 11:49

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